Happy birthday! Man, this past year’s been good to you! In case you’ve forgotten, you’ve accomplished quite a lot. Let’s look back at some of those finer moments, shall we?
First you announced your return to the musical kingdom last January. Millions rejoiced.
Then you set a(nother) record with the Suit & Tie debut.
In March you released your first album in seven years, The 20/20 Experience. (Side note: We’d appreciate it if you didn’t make us wait quite so long next time, kthx!)
After that, you joined the legendary ranks of the Five-Timer’s Club on SNL.
You and Jay-Z took the summer by storm on your stadium tour.
At that point the year was more than halfway over, but you certainly weren’t done.
You briefly reunited with *NSYNC and kicked some serious butt performance-wise at the VMAs. Billions of people were reduced to incoherent puddles of tears, but it was so worth it.
You announced that you were releasing The 20/20 Experience, Part 2, which hit the stores in September.
Then a month later you kicked off The 20/20 Experience World Tour (see you in a few weeks, btw!).
Phew! And that’s just the stuff I can remember off the top of my head!
I’d say that it’s been a pretty darn good year to be Justin Timberlake. Then again, did we really expect anything different?
Happy birthday, JT!
NONE. Just tears. TEARS OF JOY.
Pusher Love Girl
Debuted in Los Angeles
That references drugs
This song is filled with
And musical flair
First in what I hope will become a full JT Experience-inspired haiku series written by yours truly.
Soulful and haunting
Eight minutes of glorious
Vocals by Justin