How to Lose Your Justinnocence in 10 Gifs

Justinnocence: (n) a lack of familiarity with the hotness of the man who brought sexy back

Do you still have your Justinnocence?

For a moment imagine that you have been asked out on a date by none other than Justin Timberlake. (Note: This is an alternate universe where things like that actually happen.)

Such a gentleman, Mr. Timberlake.


Sure, you got a little bit down and dirty on the dance floor earlier, but at least you both kept your clothes on. Things got PG-13 at best.


But when he walked you back to your place and it was time to say goodnight, well, he did this:


And you said, “Wanna come in for a drink?”

Which of course is how you ended up on the couch, with him saying:


Up until then, you had every intention of being a good girl, but then he did this:


And before you knew it you were doing a little bit of this (minus your mom creeping in the background, of course):


And some of this:


And a whole lot of this:


And by the time the sun rose the next morning it was over. Your Justinnocence was gone. Forever.


You thanked him for the amazing experience, and as you walked him to the door he grinned and said:



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